For the first time in my life, I can’t stop gaining weight!
See, I eat when I’m happy and I am certain this is the happiest I’ve ever been; AKA: this is the fattest I’ve ever been.
Even directly after giving birth, I was only 140 pounds.
I am, now, 145 pounds.
Anyway, I’m going to finish this box of cookies and try to start working out in the morning.
I swear.










